Instead of taking part in such mesmeric actions, such as leading me on, it would’ve been so much easier to have been honest with me. Saying “you have the best chance out of everyone I know to be with me” to a girl is just going to draw her in; but instead you’d rather make her look like a foolish dipshit for being convinced. It is just such a shame that you couldn’t have been comfortable enough with me to tell the truth that you had someone else lined up. We could’ve been friends but you let that go down the drain. If there is one thing I despise most in the world; it is infidelity. And you sure hit that one on the dot. 

Shame on you.

I’m usually okay with waiting…

But holy shit. Make up your mind.

Lets live in a little house in the middle of the woods. We’ll sing each other to sleep every night and go for long hikes in the morning. I’ll cook you breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then we can shower together as we cuddle one another under the running water. We’ll talk dirty as we both take sips from the same bottle of vodka. Then we’ll rush to our room to make love; and it will be the best love we have ever made. We’ll sing each other to sleep once again, wake up, and repeat.

…I’M WURRRRIN’ THIS DRESS AGAIN.

Now for babyshitting.

Like…
Really.
…….

Umm I hate revealing this stuff on social networking but my car is extra vibration-y today and this is quite satisfying.

Okay carry on with your jolly sundays now!